STRICT UNCLE for 'nephew' in need of DISCIPLINE and TOUGH LOVE. . . . I am particularly attracted to fair haired young men who have been fortunate enough to escape circumcision, but what you have going on in your head and heart are far more important than what's happening in your pants. I've directed adult films and so I don't look for nor am I impressed by huge endowments; whatever you have I've already seen bigger. A funny, sweet, smart young guy with small to average equipment who needs a little firm guidance is just fine! In many cases, on the other hand, having a big penis may be the very thing that has contributed to the ego problem that makes you exactly the kind of young man who needs to be brought down a peg or two. LIBRA, OX, INFJ.

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